How did you get into music?
We turned left at Tesco’s
Who do you follow religiously on Twitter?
What have you been reading lately?
Losing betting slips
Who is the most influential person in your life?
The schizophrenic that lurks within or Steve Folks wife.
Which song do you wish you had written?
One Chord Wonders The Adverts
Does God exist?
We’re agnostic but if he did exist our manager made us do it.
We’re at the bar. What are you drinking?
Top shelf starting from the left
Who would you dread getting stuck in a lift with?
Nick Ferrari the LBC presenter, he’s so far up the Thatcherite backside he could smell Ghenkis Khans plimsolls
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Heavier than 7 pounds
What song will you have played at your funeral?
Something from the Stiff records catalogue
What gigs, songs or albums are you promoting at the moment?
Ours One Eyed Wayne are playing the main stage at the Crouch end festival on June 9th, also played on BBC6 music.
How can we find out more about you?
Find out more at Facebook one eyed wayne; Soundcloud one eyed wayne; and twitter @oneeyedwayneuk